“Chicken Little, size doesn’t matter — your nuggets are fine. Daddy’s cock o’ the walk pimp strutting, crowing like a rooster, and his constant pecking at you hurt. I know, Mommy was overly sexualized, but being called a “Mean Chick” and “Hot Mother Hen I’d like to flock” aren’t always derogatory. Still, Dr. Kavorkian says it’s your choice if you want to fly the coop for good. Not coming home to roost is your decision entirely, but I’m hungry.”
Falling Value of a Power Meal, Home, Car, and Kid