As per the kicker, one part satire and one part gauntlet throwing. I get frustrated with the right being little more than a roiling mass of (mostly negative) emotions. Rather than jump into the philosophical argument over autonomy which is written about extensively, I wanted to examine the practical. Clearly they don't give half a shit about life, but if that's where they want to plant their flag, then there are some consequences to consider: either go full Handmaid's Tale or admit it's more about fundraising and politics.