But not particularly tough, really. Live a magnificent, inspirational life of love and good character…and go to hell if you don’t believe. Be a monster who creates a living hell on Earth…but if you convert on your deathbed, it’s up to the penthouse.

In the end, religion isn’t about who you are or what you do in life, it’s just about being in the club.

Which is fine, except for the bit where His people make it a point to do me harm.