Don’t talk to me. I don’t want to do it, and wouldn’t — except that is increasingly how the right has treated me and mine for the last 30 years. At CPAC this year, we were called evil, demonic, barbarians, and pedophiles, among other things.

I have been less than human to them for a long time. I’m suggesting in a semi-lighthearted fashion that maybe its time for the civil war to stop being unilateral.