Every day I read one more person saying “those people are not conservatives!”

If all those people are right, there are damn few conservatives actually in existence. Maybe it’s time for you guys to declare bankruptcy and shutter the store. Because all the people I see who call themselves conservatives are either voting for Trump or standing by and not voting at all, which is roughly the same thing.

Conservatives are either Nazis or an endangered species. I’m not sure which it is.