I like the pandas, though. Reminded me of Mitch Hedberg:

"My apartment is infested with Koala Bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want em to.

"I'm like, 'Hey hold on fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf.'

"Why do koala bears- they're so fucking cute, why do they have to be so far away from me? We need to ship a few over, and I will apprehend one, and hold him, and pet him on the back of his head."