I love this sort of random weirdness tossed into a list.

…home as a good substitute for the dog he ran over. Ditto on the children abandoned in a mine shaft, Grandma being exiled to Paraguay for no discernible reason, and $27,829 magically appearing after a local gas station was knocked over.
Sexually Ambiguous Alligators Rocking in Florida
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Patricia Jeanne
John Werth
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I love this sort of random weirdness tossed into a list.
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Musician and conductor, repairer of woodwinds, owner of dogs, band director, lapsed mathematician, and scribbler of thoughts on humor, politics or both at once.
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