“I would never have taken up painting if women did not have breasts.” ~ Pierre-Auguste Renoir

"One day I was a kid doing stupid kid stuff. Then puberty threw a Gland Opening Celebration, and suddenly I’m a fucking boner transport unit in a glorious garden of girls. In time I would come to realize the female form is the one true art and the sounds of her pleasure the one true music, compared to which the works of human imagination are but pale shadows.

Let’s just say I’m a fan." ~ Me

And, after all that, they're more reliable to work with, more pleasant to hang with, and less likely to say something monumentally stupid or vote Republican.

I'm not easy to live with, but my wife is pathologically patient and the only person I've ever known who I could have survived the COVID shutdown with.

I'd have a contest for my favorite gender, but it wouldn't be a fair fight.