John Werth
1 min readDec 10, 2024

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I'm just saying that if men are slackers for giving up when they're done, the reverse has to be true. Both parties have signed a tacit contract that nobody leaves until both sides are satisfied with the outcome.

But it's absolutely true that men have the responsibility to make it work, though it may be a harder path and he may need to keep careful notes to make sure they can find the way next time.

In the IKEA catalog of sex, MÄN is a $10 wall shelf — in a pinch, you can get by with a few simple tools and five minutes work.

Women usually need more effort. If you accept an invitation to help furnish her place, it’s not enough to leave once the shelf is up. You’re there for the duration, even if ÖHMIGØD turns out to be a Rubik’s cube-inspired cabinet system with some pieces missing and an instruction booklet translated by Jose Cuervo.

And bring a full tool belt, because the little wrench may not be enough.

(From The IKEA Female Orgasm Kit)

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John Werth
John Werth

Written by John Werth

Musician and conductor, repairer of woodwinds, owner of dogs, band director, lapsed mathematician, and scribbler of thoughts on humor, politics or both at once.

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