FAIRY TALE FAITH

Jesus, You People BELIEVE This Nonsense?!

You’re having me on, right?

One of these is a mythological being with no rational explanation. The other is a unicorn. | AI-generated image via Shutterstock

I suspect religious conservatives who read this may end up miffed. They shouldn’t be — I’m a rabid supporter of the 1st Amendment and freedom of religion.

Which turns out to be the problem. I want it for everyone, they only want it for themselves.