Meanwhile, the science is in: other than exercise or if you're carrying "huge...tracts of land" (because I find it hard to resist a Monty Python reference) for most women and situations bras aren't necessary or even useful. Free the ta-tas!
P.S. Not trying boobsplain given that I don't have any (though I've been a superfan for most of my life, minus the stretch from weaning to adolescence), just providing a link for any interested parties.