Sometimes I go a little haywire, but this wasn't bad compared to my favorite run-on sentence:

"Let’s see if I understand: a man should ask consent for every step but know precisely what you want and do it without having to ask while in pursuit of your orgasm that’s not his purpose even though he can’t stop until you’ve had it so it actually is and which you don’t have to display you’re having even though it’s the only way for him to know you’re having what he’s trying to make sure you have and can’t stop until you do though it’s not his purpose to make sure you have the orgasm you may or may not be on track for at any given moment."