"Weirdos tell me there are a hundred ways to prepare kale, and that’s always a bad sign. It’s the sweaty try-hard of vegetables, pathetically determined to convince you it’s edible.

Sorry, leather-leaves. You have a job, to be left in the bowl after people finish their salad. Stay in your lane.

I do have a favorite kale recipe, though. Chop it up with a bunch of leeks and feed it to a cow.

One positive, it’s good for your garden. Sturdy. A friend lost almost her entire vegetable patch to a freeze last year — except the kale survived.

Figures, even death doesn’t want that shit."

https://muddyum.net/vegetables-can-all-go-to-hell-37556da9535c